I have a very extensive collection of lesbian movies and it’s one I am very proud to own. These are some of the best movies of this type ever made and I own them all. Of course, I also own other movies but these are my pride and joy. I have a friend who is constantly borrowing movies from me and it’s always the same thing each time. “Hey, you got anything good to watch, Dude?” he’ll say. By now, I just look at him and tell him that he knows where they all are.

The funny thing is that he THINKS I don’t know how many of my lesbian movies he has actually borrowed. He will pick out a couple of action movies and possibly a horror one, but in between those he will have a couple of movies from my lesbian collection. Oh, he thinks he is being so slick about it all. He has no clue that I have a very meticulous way of organizing my movies so that I always know what is missing. I don’t care to let him know this, either, because that would just spoil all the fun.

When he brings back the lesbian movies they are always sandwiched in between the other mainstream movies he borrowed. I like to mess with him by telling him that I will just take them and put them away for him. He always gets this look of abject horror on his face when I say that. Then the stuttering and stammering begins. No, no, that’s ok, he can put them back himself. It seems that he wants to look through them and borrow a couple more movies. On THIS trip, though, he will only take some of the popular movies and none of the lesbian ones.

I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out why he is ashamed of enjoying lesbian movies. That’s so silly because he knows that I watch them all the time. He shouldn’t be embarrassed about it, at least not around me. He HAS to know that I watch them, too, or I wouldn’t have so many of them. But this is his little game and I suppose we will continue to play it unless I decide to expose him one day. I doubt I will do that, though, because I kind of enjoy playing this and I would hate to lose his friendship.