I have a really good friend who is a bit odd sexually and he is totally open about it. He is mesmerized by lesbian sex videos and has a rather strange way of obtaining them. In fact, he never pays a penny for them except to replace film or batteries. You see, he drives around at night in neighborhoods where he knows that lesbians live. He is quite a patient guy when it comes to his search. He will drive around until he finds a home or apartment with a full view of lesbians having sex.

When he finds his perfect hiding spot, he whips out his recording equipment and starts filming. He gets some of the greatest footage of lesbian sex videos that I have ever seen. This amazing film footage was shot right through their windows, often times even their bedrooms. Even though these films were damned near perfect, I was a bit concerned about him getting caught while in the act of filming through a window. I was quite sure that he wouldn’t love being arrested and held in jail. What if the girls in question actually pressed charges against him? He might even go to prison for it.

I brought up this subject to him cautiously but he was so obsessed with getting his lesbian sex videos that he just refused to listen. Instead, he spent more time shopping for better recording equipment and scouting out neighborhoods for accessible windows of lesbian couples. I have to also say here that my friend was making a pretty good income from selling these videos underground. There were times that I started to wonder if I wasn’t in the wrong job because he was pulling in some serious money. But I still worried about all the things that could happen, and it turns out, I was right to worry.

One night my phone rang at some ungodly hour. When I answered it, my friend’s voice came over the phone saying I was his one phone call. Those lesbian sex videos had finally landed him in the hot water I had been so worried about. Yeah, he got caught red handed and was hauled in. Fortunately, he had plenty of money for such an eventuality. He gave me the instructions to get the money for his bail and told me where to bring it.

I wish I could say that he turned over a new leaf after that experience. However, he was out filming again the same night of the day he got out of jail.